Wednesday, January 16, 2013


girlfriend wanted. 

must love decorating for holidays
kissing in cars 
and wind chimes 

no specific height 
hair color 
or political affiliation required 
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist 

and “stick in the muds” need not reply 

voluptuous figures a plus 

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to 
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white 
or elvira 
wholeheartedly welcomed 

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians 
but dont want to rule them out entirely 

must be tolerant of 
tickle torture 
james taylor 
and sleeping late 

i have a slight limp 
eerily soft hands 
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult  

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark 
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time 

all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

taken from gublernation

Matthew Gray Gubler, how do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.

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